Over on the extreme left, over eight hundred zombies (each one an individual miniature, with no duplicates) all clamored to get over the barricades and taste the flesh of the town's defenders. |
State and local police join forces with a local biker gang and the Dukes of Hazzard to hold the line against the horde. |
Now, over on the left a smaller horde is split between the blocked Presidential Convoy and the straw bale barricades. |
On the one side, Jim Bob's Redneck Rangers prepare to exercise their second amendment rights... |
... while on the other the Liberal ladies pick up some hated deadly weaponry in order to clear the way for the First Woman President. |
The game used a really simple system, using Popsicle sticks for all movement and determining ranges. |
Oh no! Intelligence reports that the route to Genericsburg was free have been proven very incorrect. With the helicopter so close, the President and her retinue will have to make a run for it! |
On the right side of the car you have Madam President Clinton and her secret service agents assigned directly to her person. |
If you look closely at the left side of the car, you might see Bill Clinton with his pink-dress clad favorite 'intern'. Yeah, its a pretty tongue and cheek sort of game. |
As the rest of the Presidential detail moves forwards in a tight group, VP Joe Biden sprints out ahead of the pack. Real leaders lead in times of crisis- zombies be damned. |
Of course the rest of his detail weren't quite so fast, the secret service agents sticking as close to the CDC scientist as possible. |
Seal Team Six started mowing down an astounding number of zombies, but one of their number was surrounded, taking more than one injuries before the creatures were put down. |
With the zombies attracted to the larger group of people, Sneaky Joe Biden continues his one man rush forwards. Scott free for now, just how long will he manage to avoid becoming zombie chow? |
Still, one of Joe's Secret Service agents are hot on his trail ,with the CDC Scientist in tow. Let the other detail's get eaten, keep your eye on the ball! |
Seal Team Six continues to cut down zombies in the backfield, even while Joe's other two secret service agents are trapped on the SUV. |
While moving forwards, suddenly (due to a card played by another player) an ambulance suddenly bursts open with a mini group of EIGHT zombies! |
Joe, with his blinding charisma, manages to rally both rednecks and liberal ladies from outside the car door- even killing a zombie that pops up in the back seat with his bare hands. |
Slow and steady win the race? The President and her detail certainly hope so. |
Almost there...! |
The zombies have broken through on the other side, cops and militia pulling back as the wave of flesh comes forwards. |
With zombies swarming and strange anarchists jumping out of barns President Clinton and her husband are slowing down dangerously... |
All the while, Joe Biden has made it to the helicopter! But the damn pilot doesn't want to leave without waiting for the President. |
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